Rant

If you ever find yourself sitting somewhere bored, just remember that somewhere, somebody is typing up a set of software terms and conditions.

Rant

Remember kids, choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life... mostly because that field isn't hiring.

Rant

Being a nerd is so expensive.

Seriously, why is being a nerd is so God damned expensive? I'm pretty sure my grandfather didn't spend himself bankrupt on cowboy merchandise at my age.

Journal

My brother, walking into the kitchen while I'm cooking: "What's this an infomercial for?"

78.) There's a difference between a rut and a groove, and it's all in your attitude.

A nugget of wisdom from my father, in honor of Father's Day.  This in response to being accused of being in a rut after ordering the same pizza from the same restaurant on the same night of the week for three years in a row.  Evidently, a rut leaves you feeling tired and old, but a groove is what it's called when you're having a good time.

77.) If you're adult and you aren't absolutely convinced that you're fucked, something is terribly, terribly wrong with you. It's the Catch-22 of adulthood that the only people who aren't worrying about something are the ones who should be worrying the most - addicts, idiots, and the blissfully ignorant whom life makes into examples for the rest of us.

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Why yes, Microsoft Surface, M. Night Shyamalan does perfectly sum up my disappointment with your product.  Thank-you for making that link for me.

Stupid Wayward Pines commercials.