Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Rant

There's a very fine line between having your foot out of the covers enough to even out your body temperature and baiting the monsters under your bed. Even at thirty.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Rant

I still answer my phone like I don’t know who's calling just to keeps people of their toes.  Dad?  Dad Who?

Monday, October 13, 2014

Rant

“Will you watch my web series?” is the new “Will you pick me up from the airport?”

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Rant

If your email isn't written in a normal font size and color then the answer is no.  Every time.

Monday, October 6, 2014

Rant

“What’s your wifi password?” is the modern day equivalent of asking someone to move in together.